I received this on one of the lists I am on. I have shared it with my close friends and now am sharing it with you. ( I also want to be able to find it again later!)
This has me laughing out loud every time I read it. Happy Holidays!
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A friend just passed this on to me.
It is priceless!
CAUTION:
Put down your hot coffee/etc and swallow what is in your mouth before
reading any further!
For you non-Brits, Tesco is the the name of a large supermarket chain
in the UK, I am told!
Went to Abigail's school Christmas concert. Each class did a little
something followed by a song or 2.
Anyway, Ab's class did a Nativity scene, with Ab as Mary ( Grin How
proud was I?). A few mins. into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress
& shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what
they'd learned & goes as follows....
Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I'm feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don't be silly he's having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That's disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby's
having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What's a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They're not boobies, they're nipples"
Mary: "No they're not, they're boobies"
Joseph: "So why can't Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven't got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put
it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can't you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles
haven't been invented yet & even if they were I've just had a baby so
if you think I'm faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I
make proper milk in my boobies you can think again"
I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her
best to steer them back towards their proper lines but she was
laughing so much she didn't really stand a chance. The line about
Joseph forgetting the breast pump finished her off - she slid to the
floor & couldn't get up for laughing....
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